Vacation in Canada?

Every Saturday or Sunday I go to the Weevil for lunch and most of time there is a waitress there who either wants to know why I wasn’t there last weekend (because I was in Vegas, Charleston, or wherever) or what I am reading on that particular day (I usually take whatever book I bought for the weekend). Today it was both so I told her the new book was about a road trip from Patagonia to Canada (really Alaska but whatever). “Oh Canada!” she says, “My boyfriend and I are taking a road trip to Canada this summer!… To see the coffee shops.” I thought that rather odd. Who goes to Canada for coffee shops? Then she adds, “We’re staying at a bed and breakfast that serves weed for breakfast!”
“Ah, that sounds about like Canada.”
“It’s going to be a fun trip!”
We make fun of people who drink alcohol before noon (only in Vegas? ), what a field day people who smoke weed for breakfast would be! I mean, when you plan your whole vacation around access to controlled substances, YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM.