The Society of Nocturnal Noise Makers

It seems my previous post has caused quite a stir in the snoring community. Not only have I received threatening comments on this very blog but I have in my hand correspondence, received just this day, from the Society of Nocturnal Noise Makers. Its a cease and desist letter in reference to comments I made about one of its more vocal society members. The letter is unusual in that the society itself is secret though there are many famous members, or "Vibratos" as they refer to themselves. Among the most well known are Winston Churchill, Wilfred Brimley, Foghorn Leghorn, Sleepy Dwarf, and Christina Aguilera.

The opening of the letter searches for sympathy. Many snorers cannot control their soft palate. Their uvula is loose and wobbles. Their tonsils are out-sized. This restricts air flow, causes vibration, etc etc. I understand. All I am saying is that its loud. The remainder of the letter is a lot of legal mumbo jumbo that, frankly, is snoozers. I've chosen to ignore these inane threats and let The Truth stand. No matter how loudly the Society of Nocturnal Noise Makers protests, their snoring will always be louder. The first step to recovery is realizing there's a problem. Then comes the second step, which is moving somewhere else so I can get some shut-eye.